Welcome to the Chocolate Fireguard Awards

The Awards for extreme stupidity in design, procedure and behaviour

Have you ever seen or experienced something that is too pathetic for words? Not worth the paper its written on? Or an example of "what the...?????"?

Well this award is for exactly those situations and things; they will be awarded to an object, procedure, or design that is "as much use as a chocolate fireguard"! Top - Lip is searching the land as you read this for nominations for these awards. Each month it is hoped to avoid the award ourselves, but we want you to trawl the country for examples that deserve such an accolade.

The team here at Top-Lip are waiting for your nominations. Let us know examples that deserve the award - international examples are very welcome! Go on - you know you want to! Nominate

To nominate we need location, names of organisations and if possible digital photos of the offending article (or scanned images), if you can't tell us where it is and we will arrange a picture (if possible). No retouched images will be considered. A gallery will be forthcoming......

Keep coming back to see the lucky winners - who will be sent a virtual 'Choccie' via email (should they have it) and to see if your nominee has won.. Now check out the current nominations and the new winner!

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